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🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending this time with you. |
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0:26.0 | God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. |
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0:36.0 | Our promise you will make you feel right at home. |
0:40.0 | I like to start with something funny. I heard about these three men that were traveling together. |
0:44.0 | A Hindu priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a televangelist. |
0:49.0 | They stopped at a farmhouse for lodging. The farmer said, I only have room for two of you in the house. |
0:55.0 | Somebody's going to have to stay in the barn. The Hindu priest said, I'll do it. |
1:00.0 | A few minutes ago, there was a knock on the door. He said, I can't stay out there. |
1:04.0 | There's a cow and cows are sacred in our religion. |
1:08.0 | Jewish rabbi said, I'll do it. A few minutes ago, there was a knock on the door. |
1:12.0 | He said, I can't stay out there. There's a pig that wouldn't be kosher. |
1:16.0 | A televangelist said, all right, I'll do it. A few minutes ago, there was a knock on the door. |
1:20.0 | It was the cow and the pig. Some of y'all got it anyway. I thought it's funny. |
1:26.0 | Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
1:31.0 | I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. |
1:35.0 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
1:42.0 | I will never be the same in Jesus' name. God bless you. |
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