The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Melo, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam and Bob Mortimer.

Anyone want a song?

No.

Last One Laughing, new series, you know, Bicomintilla! Picolyneedia! Picolyneedia! The I'm Welcome to the deep dive where the difference between the truth and a conspiracy is six months.

I mean, hello, we are living within the tagline of our show. Just every week. It gets crazier.

Every week, I question, what is reality?

Where are we?

What are we doing?

I'm not sure.

But it's not looking good.

It's not looking good, dude.

It's like there's this meme I saw where it was like, I'm going to busher it.

But it was something about just having any sort of intelligence and and it's just this prison you live in your brain.

And you just, it gets worse and worse every day.

Ignorance is bliss.

I wish I didn't know all the things I knew.

No, we have to escape the mind prison and find a mind palace that we can take refuge in.

I love this.

And we do that by enjoying life's little simple pleasures,

like a little bit of whimsy, a little bit of self-care, a little bit of a cocktail and a patio.

That's how I do it. Some sunshine and a yap with your friends. It always cures everything.

Absolutely. Well, we have a lot to talk about today. We're discussing before we started the podcast. We're like, where do we even freaking start? So we're going to start with some of the top stories for the week. One of those stories is the prison guard that was working the night that Jeffrey Epstein would, you know, died,

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