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You know, Welcome to

We go to Welcome to the deep dive where the difference between a conspiracy and the truth is six months.

I just had to read you that three times.

It's the first time I've really talked this morning, and that is a tongue twister.

Anybody, you try saying it yourself and let me know how easy it is.

It is not.

We did it to ourselves.

That's right.

You know, but you have to because we like to torture ourselves.

We got to say the hard things.

No one else is going to do it.

We got to say the hard things.

I mean, listen, we have a big week for you ahead.

It's just like, I don't know what happened in the last ever since Epstein. It's just like everything has just gone off the rails.

I feel like last year we were like really grasping for straws of trying to find stuff to cover for the deep dive some weeks.

And this is like now we can't even do like our evergreen deep dives on like random things like dolphins, you know.

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