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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie.

I'm strong and Gettie and now he is Armstrong and Gettie.

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Look, Joe Gettie bugs people a lot.

And we're not going to call him Joe Gettie anymore if he bugs people we're going to call him Bugs Bunny.

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Zinger! Oh, I've been zinged!

Live from the studio scene!

Oh, cease in your a dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie communications compound.

Hey, everybody, today, Thursday.

Little Friday, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

The last debate ever held in the history of presidential politics in America.

Both parties have come together in a bipartisan unanimous vote to say, those just kill me.

It might be the end of arguing as a rhetorical device.

This is my last show, everybody.

Hi, Joe Gettie. I'm retiring from the profession. Thank you all for your support.

You see, you'll be vanishing into the woods to watch the Squirrels Cervort.

You see, he bugs people.

Oh, a reference to an idiotic attempt at a Zinger last night during the Republican...

There's a cluster blank, monkey blank in a football. A debate is a misnomer.

You can't call it that. It wasn't in any real sense.

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