Come on, come on.

I want to take you back with me for a minute to sixth grade PE, okay?

You all remember PE, maybe athletics, you call it athletics.

So in the sixth grade, we did it with the sixth, seventh, and eighth grade, which is like not fair.

Okay, so God taught me humility through all things athletic, because I've been tall my whole

life, you know, and, uh, uncoordinated my whole life.

And, uh, and so there in the sixth grade, we would play this game, uh, where basically

you just tackle whoever had the ball.

It was pretty like, you know, primitive.

Murder ball, we called it.

Yeah, murder, yeah, I can't play that anymore.

And so basically, like, whoever has the ball, you just find them and you hurt them until they give you the ball.

That's the game, right? Like, you just get the ball and whoever has the ball you just find them and you hurt them until they give you the ball that's that's the game right like you you you just get the ball and whoever has the ball the longest wins

well somehow and i don't even know how but like the ball just basically i guess somebody

tripped and just kind of rolls to my feet and And I made the terrible mistake of picking it up,

like mistake number one, because I was perfectly content pretending to chase the person with the

ball. And now I've got the ball, right? And so I just take off running as fast as I can. Now,

here's the problem with playing these games with when you're six, seventh, and eighth grade,

because, like, there's eighth graders who shave, you know?

Like, I didn't shave until I was 30, but there's eighth graders there that, like,

they're getting sent home because they got full Santa Claus beards stuff going on.

And, you know, like me, my insecurities, I don't even go to the bathroom at school I go

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