Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

My name is Mary Cathertham. I am your host. My co-host is Vic Mattis of the Washington

Free Week, and we are your morning show for any hour. I am a little over My co-host is Vic Mattis of the Washington Pre-week, and we are your morning

show for any hour. I am a little over-caffeinated and slightly underprepared today. I feel a little

jittery, truth be told. How's it going, Vic? On brand, Mary Catherine, on brand. It's going

fine. I'm feeling a little sad, a little melancholy, and I hate to start on a sad note for the show.

So a little bit of an apology to our listeners. The other night, I went to pick up dinner for the kids.

And so I go into the five guys. And the problem is earlier that day, I was having a conversation with my coworker Phil Caldwell,

and I said, oh, yeah, I'm getting five guys for the kids.

And, you know, except for those burgers are so huge.

And Phil says, oh, yeah, man, when I was like, you know, my son's age, when I was a teenager,

I used to get those, you know, the bacon cheese burgers with the two patties, you know, which is for them, that's the normal burger at five guys because now I just do the single.

Phil is in his 20s.

And I thought to myself, oh, I still get the double.

So I go in now I have this thing looming over me, right?

This guilt.

I go in, I look at it and decided to call an audible. I get the burgers for the kids. My daughter,

she gets a single patty. And then I decided for the first time in my life to get the little

bacon cheeseburger. Oh, look at you. Which sounds like something for babies. And it's not that

little. It's not because I order it all the way with the you know

it's not just bacon it's got all the works mushrooms onions lettuce tomato mayo and and i had it

and strangely i was kind of fine with like just not having the extra patty but it it only came to 778 calories versus the double patty.

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