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Decoding the Gurus

Decoding Academia: Matt on his ENTIRE research career *Patreon Sample*

Decoding the Gurus

Christopher Kavanagh and Matthew Browne

Science, Leisure, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

4.21.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

So, what even IS the deal with Matt? Is he a proper psychologist or does his past conceal something darker, aside from his bronzed skin-tone? Until now, he's been a mystery hidden in a enigma and wrapped within a svelte Australian shell.

Well, enquiring minds need to know, so that's all about to change! Here it is - The Story of Matt. The ins, the outs, and the 'what-have-yous'. The false starts, the missed opportunities for fame, the many entry roles as a research 'shit-kicker', and his final glorious ascension to his ultimate form as a white haired tenured Professor.

You'll learn why being an English language teacher is not a real job, how Matt could have been a contender in the massively lucrative and prestigious field of artificial intelligence, where all the fish live (under the sea, mostly), the powers and ideologies at play in gambling research, why Matt isn't impressed by Taleb's claims about fat tails, and so much more.

You'll be left wondering, "How can one man, even if he is very ancient, do so much? Is he a polymath? Or does he just have a short attention span, and trouble holding down a job?" And finally, as an exercise for the listener, like Chris, you will be left to wonder "is convolve a real word?"

Here it is: the backstory of Matt.

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0:00.0

You're going to. So hello Matt and Matt and welcome to decoding the academics, decoding academia. Instanciation number good. the coding academia,

0:33.2

instantiation number two.

0:37.6

That's, you know, just French words we sometimes use

0:40.7

and academic parlance. Well, I feel like the pilot has been done the pilot is out there and this is episode

0:47.3

boom. It was commissioned on the basis of how well it was received. Yes, that's accurate and I see that you're

0:55.8

competing with your Zoom background to I have a large set of books here and behind me.

1:06.3

Whereas you've gone for quantity over quality.

1:09.2

My image is ancient tombs of knowledge and you're just like you know an Englishman's parlor where he's got a showbooks for when he's entertaining guests.

1:20.9

Yes, most of those are companies of the Guinness Book of Records of various years.

1:27.0

I really enjoyed those when I was a kid so yeah, have to come around but the fact is we're discussing fake zoom backgrounds and I know that we should have be comparing

1:37.6

for x zoom backgrounds because they're not real map they don't mean anything

1:40.7

no they're not we know they're real. We're not stupid. We know that. It's just an image.

1:46.7

That's right. And to demonstrate that we are not stupid. We're going to focus this week on an academic who it's fair to say

1:57.5

he's been around a very long time, is built up a substantial body of research.

2:03.4

It's now a bit long the tooth, you know,

2:05.6

the young dogs are looking to take them down.

2:08.7

But still, you know, we got a humor

2:11.1

and we got a talk about the how used to be in the old days so it's one

2:17.2

Matthew Bryan look at that

2:20.3

yeah the nice one who the nice one.

2:23.3

The nice one.

2:25.3

And the cool one according to the diagram that somebody made.

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