Declaring for England
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2013
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Alie Wong Live |
| 0:01.4 | You're single people, you don't have to be nice to your mother |
| 0:06.4 | Because you need her for baby city |
| 0:09.9 | You want time to binge, richer, tend to feel alive again |
| 0:14.8 | Coming to London's Aventim Apollo, on Saturday the 12th of August |
| 0:18.4 | for two hilarious stand-up shows across a matinee and an evening performance |
| 0:22.8 | Don't miss Alie Wong Live in London this August |
| 0:26.0 | tickets on sale now at LiveNation.co.uk |
| 1:26.0 | Oh my god, that's terrible, are you strangling a cat party? |
| 1:29.1 | No, I'm actually trying to make one of those ads where they get people's attention |
| 1:32.0 | by using the sound of some really unusual noise |
| 1:34.4 | Well that makes more sense |
| 1:35.9 | I'm learning the Ghanaian bamboo flute, I think it'll get everyone's attention |
| 1:41.1 | Could you not just tell them about the really good sign-up offer for a list of the football rumble? |
| 1:45.3 | You know, if they won't wear you open a party power account, |
| 1:47.5 | bet a tenor and get a free 20 quid bet, no strings |
| 1:50.8 | We all know the answer to that one, go to pattybear.com forward slash rumble |
| 1:56.0 | music |
| 2:21.4 | Papa Loves Mamba, Mama Loves Mamba |
| 2:24.2 | Peaty does great with it, gyms like a gate with it, Luke loses weight with it now |
| 2:28.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we have them to the football rumble |
| 2:30.3 | It took it, hello, my name's Marcus and I've got Pete with me |
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