Hi, I'm Bran and I love Terry Blackstone.

Yes, I'm Patrick Serrano and I am the lifetime movie expert.

I'm Dan and I despise everything that's going on here aside from Patrick.

And this is the Deck the Hallmark podcast.

Deck the Hallmark, I mean I know that you hate this podcast

I mean I know that you hate Terry Blackstone that you love Terry Blackstone yeah I know that you hate Terry Blackstone, that you love Terry Blackstone. Yeah, I know that. What, first of all, it's not professional to bring it up right now. And second of all, what does that have to do with what we're doing right now? Well, we're talking about Terry Blackstone's movie, if I rock. No, Black, sure, if I'm not mistaken. Black Squire. Black Stock. Blackstock, sorry. You're a little of Terry Blackstone. You can keep to yourself, sir. Yeah. Terry Blackstock. Right. Terry Blackstock is the writer of this movie. Terry Blackstone and Terry Black, what was the other one? Sure, Squire. Sure. Those Terry's, you know, they're just the worst.

Yeah, they are.

We call them scary Terry.

Right. Oh, my goodness. We are with someone today who claims to be Patrick Serrano. Right. No way. It sounds like Patrick. If you're watching, follow it at 3.S.D.H. it does not appear to be Patrick Serrano,

but it looks like someone is in Patrick's recording studio to record with us.

What's going on?

So I got a hydrofacial.

Do you guys know what that is?

I would assume it's a facial involving water.

So yes.

You know when you have like a water pick?

Yes. It's like a water pick for your face. We said that way too quick. Yeah. We do. Do you guys love water pick? Like we don't know what they are. We just want to get past it. Yeah, man. Absolutely. Water pick. That's right. So, yeah, it's like some type of a pen or something they put on your face and it like puts liquid in your pores and like cleans it out. It feels amazing. Is that the shower can't handle that?

No. I mean, this is this is like heavy duty.

I can't wait to go home and take my water pick and start jamming into my head. My wife's going to walk into the bathroom and just be like, oh, there it is again. There he is. There we go. I have a few follow-ups if you don't mind. Yeah, yeah. First of all, how long is this masseuse, therapist, whatever on your face doing this water pick thing on your face? Aestheticesthetian. Shout out Rachel. Shout out. The deluxe when I only had the regular premium. Wow. So yeah, I got the red light. The red light. Oh my gosh. This red light you guys. Remember I showed you the mask I had. I know. Yeah. We had to try it on. You came for the marathon. Yeah. Yeah. So this one, she was like, it's going to be really bright. I'm going to put some goggles on you, like, you know, when you go into the tany bed. And then she put a towel over my face. And it was still so bright. Really? So I don't know how bright this light. I mean, it must be blinding.

Anyway, so yeah.

So it lasts about an hour and a half.

90 minutes of hydro, hydro therapy on your face.

...