December PATREON: Medieval Torture & Vlad the Impaler
United States of Murder
Ashley and Lacey
4.6 • 564 Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
This month, we're tracing the origins of medieval torture, separating myth from documented history, and examining how Vlad the Impaler earned his infamous reputation... one sharpened stake at a time.
We’re stepping back into a world where power was enforced through fear, justice was measured in pain, and punishment was designed not just to kill, but to be remembered. Medieval Europe was an age of castles and crusades, faith and fealty… and some of the most brutal torture tactics ever devised by human hands.
From iron devices meant to terrify as much as they destroyed, to methods engineered for slow, public suffering, torture was both a tool of control and a warning to anyone who dared to disobey. And no figure embodies that legacy more than Vlad III of Wallachia, known to history as Vlad the Impaler.
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| 0:45.0 | I'm Lacey and I'm Ashley and this is a Patreon for the month of December. |
| 0:49.6 | And nothing says Christmas like tales of torture. |
| 0:50.5 | Yes. |
| 0:51.8 | And we're not talking about your in-laws. |
| 0:53.6 | Merry medieval torture. |
| 0:55.0 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:13.2 | So, torture is the intentional infliction of severe physical or mental pain and suffering on someone, usually by a public official for purposes like getting information or punishment. |
| 1:20.1 | It is a grave human rights violation prohibited under international law. |
| 1:29.8 | 172 countries have adhered to the international covenant on civil and political rights, which prohibits torture and other forms of ill-treatment. But it wasn't always like this. Medieval torture was a |
| 1:38.8 | legal sanctioned part of the judicial process in many parts of Europe. |
| 1:44.6 | The phrase in legal records that says someone was, quote, put to questions meant they were going |
| 1:52.2 | to be tortured. |
| 1:52.9 | So they legally recorded that they were going to torture people. |
| 1:59.9 | It was used primarily, like I said, to extract confessions |
| 2:03.6 | of crimes, intimidate, and control, or for religious persecution. That's right. In the name of |
| 2:12.1 | religion, like so many other things, it seems to kind of be a catch-all religion, that is, dating all the way back |
| 2:22.1 | before medieval times. That being said, it was not as widespread as popular culture wants us to |
| 2:31.5 | believe. It was not something that was done every day or for just any crime. |
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