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Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

Do you want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

OK, thank you.

Well done.

Well done.

Billy Madison show.

You're doing a radio program for you today.

You sound pretty good today.

I feel sick still like you you definitely you sound little sick, but I will say you sound and look much better

I thought you were I thought we were losing you know Saturday morning or whatever. Oh, I was I'm still sick

Yeah, no you were super sick. I'm on the Tusson. Yep. Um I want to be in bed. Yeah, I wanted to be in bed last week

No, you should have you will you probably should have been in bed. I haven't been able to get any rest

Yeah, that's probably why it's taken so long for this cold to go away. No, yeah, but you definitely sound much better today. Well, thank you, sir

They have the star signs with the biggest sex drives. Yeah, I don't believe in the astrology stuff

But then again, I do I

Can't explain it where the hose at I think it's stupid as hell, but they're also are things that are just like well

I don't know like I feel like maybe it makes sense like I don't know

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