Why the? Welcome, Billy Madison Show. We do have WrestleMania tickets that we'll be

giving away today. Right. See what else do we have? We got a Debbie Dad call in less

than an hour. There's this hippopotamus at our local zoo in our home market of San Antonio.

Dude, it is so badass to see. My buddy Tim runs the zoo, but he made the news because he

got this Timothy the hippo. It's so badass because they got a fish spot. So just imagine

this, you got this 3000 pound hippopotamus and all these fish are getting all the dead

skin off like it's getting a spa. I love animals that get spots. Right. I love cats

that think they're dogs. I like animals that get spots. You know, you can take your animal

in to get a massage with all these all these fish, right? Just nibbling away. And I'm

like, how can you not believe in God? Right. How everything just works together? Yes. Crazy.

So I'm seeing this big fat hippopotamus with all these little fishies just taking all

the dead skin off like it's going to the salon. It was badass. I love nature. It's like

there's this cat in London that rides around and it's even got little goggles. So it rides

around on a bicycle and a basket, right? It's owner just rides it around all over London.

So adorable. And then he even gets it little, you know, because otherwise the wind smacking

the cat in the face or bugs or whatnot. Yeah. But it just loves it. It's a hit. I posted

a video with that. I also posted a video of those doing prep yesterday. And apparently,

I just, I just saw somebody posted that video. I was like, Oh, yeah, this is kind of like

me doing prep, but it was this woman that maybe weighed a little bit more than her man.

And they were going to jump off a bridge into the water. And so they're, they're going

to jump together. But the woman immediately yanks the skinny ass dude down. And the dude

is just torpedoed down just like a dart into the water. I saw that video. I saw that video.

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