Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

I hate stairs.

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

in car insurance with GEICO.

It's easy and they could save even more.

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about? Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

T'was a night before Christmas and all through the jail, not a creature was stirring, so I couldn't post bail.

My mug shot was hung by the entrance with care and hopes my prepaid attorney would soon be

there.

The other inmates were nestled in state-issued beds as visions of pardons danced in their heads.

And I and my zoobahs, an Ozfest cap,

had just squatted down to take a long public...

Oh, Johnny, that's disgusting.

You know that's not how the story goes.

Shut up, Randy, you've never been locked up anyways.

So how would you know what it's like on the inside?

For your information, there's only one commode

and there ain't no stall doors or toilet paper.

It just ain't.

It's state law.

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