Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

I hate stairs.

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

in car insurance with GEICO.

It's easy and they could save even more.

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about? Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Every Christmas morning underneath the tree

Lots of lovely presents are waiting there for me

and though are waiting there for me.

And though I'm quite delighted, it's hard to get excited. Who needs another sweater?

Hey Santa, there is something that I'd like a whole lot better.

Are you listening, Santa?

I've been a good girl this year and there's only one thing that I want.

I want a boob chop for Christmas. Big old knockers out to here.

It would make me proud to be in doubt like the playmate of the year.

I want a boob chop for Christmas,

make them big and make them wide.

The only glimpse has to be made. make them wide.

The only glimpse as big as these.

Say Goodyear on the side.

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