Hey there, audio listener, quick heads up today as a long show because it is a deep dive

rebuttal to John Oliver's pro-transitioning youth segment that is making the rounds and

something that I can't say on YouTube, but I will say here, spoiler alert, I think it's evil.

So that is the theme of today's episode, is the empirical versus the anecdotal and we will get

into why it's evil to transition children, put them on puberty blockers, or to have sexual

reassignment surgery at the age of 10. So spoiler alert, just in case that's going to trigger you,

these are the ABCs of me, please leave a rating review and enjoy the show.

I got into this rabbit hole after noticing Amy Schumer was taping her new TV series around

the same time Crowder was going into surgery. This proves that Chowder is surgically augmenting

himself every time he goes on vacation to live his second life as Amy Schumer. Think about it,

they use their rivalries with each other to make themselves more famous, playing both sides so

they always win. And I already know what you're thinking, what about the time there were both

on Fox News, I'm already just a head of it, it's a classic Hollywood split frame trick.

So now the only question that remains is which came first, the Chowder, or the Schumer,

or are they something different altogether? That's all for now, I'll see you guys in the next one,

newsroom out

Well, that's delicious. That is the sound, I guess, of Monday. And it's a sound of,

you even forget to breathe. What? We were rushing and we were hustling to get ready for the

show in John Oliver, you know, who will be a wonderful trophy after today's show. And

then you just realize, you forget to breathe sometimes. Just breathe is always playing in

my head. That's true. Faith Hill was right. So it was a Chris Caravill with Dashboard

Confessional. Amen. Remember she asked you. Remember to breathe. So, look, my first question to you

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