4.8 • 685 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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0:00.0 | You've been in this situation before. |
0:02.3 | Well, yeah, because you took a shit on my bath mat. |
0:05.5 | And I told you, let's just not talk about it. |
0:09.9 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
0:18.7 | My name's Griff. |
0:20.3 | Hi, what's going on, Griff? |
0:21.6 | What's new? |
0:22.6 | What's happening? |
0:23.6 | Oh, not much. |
0:24.6 | Just enjoying this heat wave in Los Angeles, getting ready to do a little traveling, which |
0:33.6 | honestly sometimes makes me a little anxious. |
0:35.6 | So I'm, if I'm being honest here, I feel a little anxious these days. |
0:40.2 | Oh. |
0:41.1 | Yeah. |
0:41.7 | Welcome to the club, brother. |
0:43.9 | Yeah. |
0:44.8 | Let me know who your leader is so I can speak to them. |
0:48.6 | It's me. |
0:49.9 | Perfect. |
0:51.9 | No, I mean, I'm excited. |
0:53.4 | I'm going home to the farm. Obviously, we have your, not we. I'm excited. I'm going home to the farm. |
0:55.1 | Obviously, we have your, not we. |
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