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Punch Drunk Sports

Debating "Best of the Decade" and talking cat-dogs with Duncan Trussell

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.7911 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2020

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault and Johnny Woodard talk the best of the past decade on Punch Drunk, and in a classic Patreon clip we hear Duncan Trussell discuss illuminati cat-dogs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there got another appointment.

0:37.0

This bad on my rent girl you know I enjoy. Clean up. We were at the learn your learn how to raise your baby, right?

0:47.0

Learning clean vaginas, you know, because you got to get in there.

0:53.8

You never think you'll have to worry about that, but.

0:55.4

I got clean your butt.

0:56.5

Then you got, and my one cousin's like, Sam, you know you have to wipe down and

1:01.1

away.

1:02.1

I go, everybody wipes down and what not guys don't wipe towards their nuts

1:06.4

that's the dumbest thing I'm like they just women think we're Neanderthals

1:10.6

I know it's so dumb they're, nobody's wiping poop towards their nuts.

1:15.4

Right?

1:16.4

So, so you do it and then you gotta get into it.

1:19.7

You gotta, because you gotta make sure there's nothing in the Vajaj.

1:23.0

And so we go to this class, right?

1:27.0

So I'm asking all the questions.

1:29.0

Oh yeah.

1:30.0

Okay, I don't want to give...

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