Debate ROAST: REAL Reason Biden is Running & Taylor Swift Truth Exposed

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 105 minutes

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YERRR, this week is WILD. We roasted Biden and Trump during the presidential debates; we uncovered the real truth about Taylor Swift's masters and her feud with Scooter Braun; we talked Rick Ross getting checked in Vancouver by Drake's goons; and we explain all the drama surrounding Dr Disrespect. INDULGE! 00:00 The rant is back - Presidential debate 2:12 Kamala Harris keeps Biden’s job secure 4:30 The Presidents’ Debate = nightmare + Trump going feelings no facts 6:13 Andrew’s abortion question upset a lot of people 11:24 Biden’s MASSIVE fumble + Trump’s populist appeal 17:54 Biden isn’t getting yanked + debate format helped Trump 23:38 Bill Clinton is younger than both + Hillary sucking the life out of him 24:32 Dr Disrespect LEANED IN + Is Twitch being inconsistent? 30:41 Is it weird writing erotic scenes for fictional children? 35:33 Twitch trying to balance their business 36:50 Dr Disrespect’s potential reply + RELEASE THE DMs 40:22 Bronny gets drafted + Media welcomes the nepotism too 49:51 Get better cronies, 69 God v Jnr + Snr + All thanks to MJ 52:29 Michael Jordan stats shake up - Is LeBron behind it? 56:18 NBA is cooking + Kyle Filipowski was groomed? 1:01:37 When does meat stop growing? 1:05:26 Rick Ross jumped, What about The Weeknd + Why add fuel to the fire? 1:16:41 Drake needs a banger + can’t get out of his schedule 1:19:18 Taylor Swift v Scooter Braun - Not everything is as it seems 1:35:36 Taylor Swift “blackmailed” Scooter over Masters rights 1:37:39 Taylor Swift is a GENIUS + Billionaire that is THE victim 1:41:00 Kanye moment + the doc is a little boring

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0:00.0	America.
0:01.0	Last week we witnessed a one-of-a-kind event, a felon destroyed a government official.
0:06.5	No, not that one.
0:07.5	I'm talking about the debate.
0:09.1	Trump did something we've never seen before.
0:11.4	He took down a vegetable and sleepy Joe proved he's the
0:14.6	modern day JFK because his fucking brain was all over the place. Listen, Kamala
0:19.6	may be the Jamaican one but Biden looked like he had a blood clot if he asked me he got more
0:24.4	drool on that podium than the hock to a girl with a sinus infection now the
0:29.1	question everyone's asking is who won the debate and it depends.
0:34.2	Sorry, depends.
0:36.3	You know, the adult diapers that allow these two metamusal monkeys to talk for 90 minutes
0:40.6	without a piss break.
0:41.6	I mean, Trump's bladder must have looked like Lizzo's
0:43.8	a yoga ball and let's be honest Biden didn't make it all the way through his
0:47.2	underwear were more soaked than a Dubai strip mall. Trump easily won the
0:51.7	debate which I'm sure he'll never bring up again.
0:53.8	Biden's performance was frankly terrified.
0:56.8	Biden took pauses so pregnant Alabama declared them human life.
1:00.8	It was so concerning, even CNN said he should no longer be running for
1:04.6	president. Hey CNN he's already the fucking president. Why are we all okay
1:09.4	with this? This is the most important job in the world.
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