They're eating the dogs, the people that came in.

They're eating the cats.

They're eating the pets of the people that live there.

Don't wave at me, you sorry, fucking saying muck.

Jeez! The

The Hello and welcome to the show.

It is a great show.

It is a terrific show.

What the hell show even is this?

I don't know.

Yeah.

It's not Sunday.

That intro music's from my Wednesday show, but I had to strip out our friend Chris Gard's voice out of it because it's not the Matt Christensen hour anymore, even though I like the song. Fucking Chris Guard. I'm going to have to, whatever this show is, I'm going to have to get him to do some voice work again because I liked it on my old production. It's not the call-in show because we're not taking calls yet, although that might be in the show's future.

Whatever this is, it is, I guess, the Matt and Blonde show Wednesday special.

It's the Stop Gap Show until we figure out what is back on Wednesday.

Should we call it that? The Stop Gap Show sounds kind of nice. But then when you try to make it something more formal, that doesn't really work. I'm going to continue my, you know, not doing my hair or really getting ready for the Wednesday show because it doesn't matter. That's okay with everybody. Oh, this one's staying up, though. I'm not deleting. Oh, shit. This is a new thing. Oh, that's fine. Yeah. Well, so just so everybody's aware, like, there are no plans for this show just yet. We're back on Wednesday night on my channel for the first time in the better part of a year. Of course, you know why by now. I need a new Wednesday production. And so Blonde has graciously agreed to return. What is it going to be? Don't really know. Will it be the call-in show exactly as it existed before? No. No. But I would like to restore some audience interaction that we used to have. So we're talking about that.

Bottom line, you'll just have to be patient with what will be, I guess, a mini Sunday show for a little bit.

Because I have so many freaking fires to put out and so many things to manage that thinking about exactly how to organize this show is just, it hasn't come together yet.

And then there's a balance because you don't want to like shoot your wad and talk about all the good news on Wednesday.

The added benefit though is sometimes really interesting stuff.

That's redundant.

God.

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