What to give a man whose catchphrases,

Don't get me anything?

He's into cycling, so maybe some fashionable cycling shorts?

Hmm.

Or maybe a scratch card from the National Lottery

something to show you haven't forgotten but avoids the danger of

any more like cranny's wardrobe. The National Lottery Best Gift Ever.

Please gift responsibly and remember you need to be 18 or over to buy gift and play.

Even though it's a gift rules and procedures apply. I drop the mouse.

The mouse.

For all teet to animals, there's your evidence.

It's time to drop the mouse. Put on your trousers. It's the

look at Pete also with you, lookimo, is with me as well.

Luke you are wearing a beautiful quilted shaket. Thank you very much. It's not a

shaket. You continually call shakets.

Fleece is shakets. It's not a shaket, it's a fleece. But fair enough. I think everyone by now knows what you

knows what you mean. Do you like my picture of Tooten Carmen's death mask?

Yes, great on my t-shirt. I do love it. I've been away and I've come back and I'm

really into Egyptians, just really into like a five-year-old would be I've learned something about

Egyptians at school about the pyramids and now I'm obsessed with Tooten-Karmen.

Well interestingly enough when I was a kid I went to the

British Museum. Oh somebody lived near London. Well it's mad because I

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