He said to me this summer, he was like, you know, you've always been like the loser,

like the guy who all the losers can flock to and you're a loser too.

And that's always been like your schick.

And it wasn't a schick a while ago, but it's a schick now.

Like, you're doing pretty well and you're getting married to a really hot girl, man.

Like you can't keep claiming you're the loser.

This is death, sex, and money.

I'm no dying for these bastards.

The show from WNYC about the things we think about a lot.

Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life, total strangers.

And need to talk about more.

It's a matter of money? I'm on a to discuss my private life, total strangers. And need to talk about more. It's a matter of money.

I'm on a sale.

I'd only lived in New York for a few weeks when I first saw Chris Getherd.

It was at an improv show with a Halloween theme.

And at the door, everyone was warned that your clothes might get dirty. And, of course, at the end of the show, half of us were caked in fake blood. There were lots of performers on stage that night, but Chris Gethert stood out. He was very funny, but mostly it was that he was intense and kind of weird.

And then I started seeing him everywhere, first on a commercial, then on the office, and then on Louis.

But I also saw him on the subway.

Chris Gatherett didn't feel like a celebrity to me.

He felt like a guy I knew who got to hang out sometimes with famous people.

Let's give it up for our host, Chris Gether!

Then a friend of mine from junior high in West Virginia got in touch with me and said that her

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