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Death, Sex & Money

Death, Sex & Money - Cristela Alonzo's Lower Classy Comedy

Death, Sex & Money

Slate Audio

Careers, Sexuality, Business, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.67.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2017

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Cristela Alonzo was raised by a single mom in an abandoned diner with no power or water in South Texas, but she says she can comfortably fill up a Target shopping cart these days.

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0:00.0

The worst that can happen to me is I end up being as poor as I started.

0:05.2

And I know what it's like to live life that poor.

0:07.9

So when you have that kind of life, you really take chances because you're like, well, if I don't, then what's the point?

0:17.2

This is death, sex, and money.

0:20.2

In a couple of years, that old son's going to burn out and we're all going to be dead.

0:24.3

The show from WNYC about the things we think about a lot.

0:27.7

I was in love with a man who could never love me back.

0:30.5

And need to talk about more.

0:32.2

These people work very hard for their money.

0:34.8

I'm in a sale.

0:37.8

Comedian Cristella Alonzo is the youngest of four kids.

0:41.4

They were raised by a single mom in South Texas,

0:44.4

where they lived in an abandoned diner.

0:47.4

There was no running water, no electricity.

0:49.9

This family that lived next to the diner

0:51.9

would basically lend us electricity,

0:53.9

and we would have an

0:54.5

extension cord. So my mom used to cook our food on a space heater. Growing up that poor,

1:01.2

motivated Christella. It's also what a lot of her jokes are about, in the sitcom she created,

1:06.6

and in her latest comedy special. Back when I was growing up, you could feed a family of four back in the day for like 20 bucks.

1:12.8

Family of four, 20 bucks.

1:14.7

But if you want to make a salad at home, boom, $1,000.

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