Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and every Thursday we release these special episodes that we're calling

classic risk singles.

Each of these episodes features just one story from the past.

If you're new to risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

This week a story that Brian Babylon first shared on the podcast in October of 2011, here's

Brian now with a story we call Death Juice on the Rocks.

This is like January day like in Chicago.

It's probably like 1998 and I had a real live job at a real live job where I had to dress

nights so I got a whole bunch of banana republic clothes and finished shirts and a belt and

some shoes and match.

You know like Grown Folk clothes and I had it all laid out and I had like a big meat

and I worked at a BT in the sales office in Prudential Building so I was like doing

real Grown Folk things.

I got some new glasses.

I was nice.

So get a phone call from my father.

He's like hey, meet me over on Seals House and in my spidey sense he was thinking like

oh shit, it ain't Thanksgiving or Christmas.

Why the fuck we going over on Seals House?

So like alright so clearly in my back of the mind like I think she's dead but whatever.

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