Death Is Not An Option
Sarah and Vinnie Full Show
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🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get up. |
| 0:00.7 | What? |
| 0:01.0 | You're waking up with Sarah and Vinny. |
| 0:02.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:03.7 | We can be better than that. |
| 0:04.8 | Alice at 973. |
| 0:08.7 | Okay. |
| 0:09.8 | Would you rather spend a night sleeping in a graveyard lying on top of a grave with a creepy |
| 0:16.1 | winged gravestone at your head? |
| 0:18.6 | And it's like a dark night. |
| 0:20.2 | It's just so. Or spend a night alone in a creepy |
| 0:25.1 | haunted house, a real one, you know, like the deserted mansion that every town has, you know, |
| 0:30.1 | a deserted location. Sleep on top of a grave or sleep in a haunted house. Can I put up a tent? No. What? No. Why? You got to lay down on the grave and sleep. Or you got to go into the house and, I don't know, sleep on the, on the moth-eaten couch. Is there a bed in the house? Oh, you're not opposed to sleeping in a haunted house bed? I'm going to be asleep. I mean, it's an abandoned house. You're giving us options. Help fill out the, we got a questionnaire. There's a bed, but the rats have clearly taken up residence in all the mattresses. Oh, they've got like, rats? Well, it's a haunted house. Are they an abandoned? It's abandoned. No, it's, well, some of them are dead. It's a haunted house. Are they abandoned? It's a band. |
| 1:11.1 | No, well, some of them are dead. |
| 1:13.4 | It's an abandoned house. |
| 1:14.8 | It's an abandoned haunted house. |
| 1:17.3 | And it's creaky. |
| 1:18.7 | How cold is it outside that night? |
| 1:21.5 | Can I bring a blankie? |
| 1:24.5 | Wow. |
| 1:25.5 | So many things. |
| 1:26.2 | We deserve to have a sleeping bag if we're going to sleep outside. Okay, you can have a sleeping bag. I mean... In either scenario, you can have a sleeping bag. Grave. You're going to take the grave. I'd go to the grave too. It's way less scary outside. Also... See, I feel like animals might come and get you while you're sleeping. You said there's rats in the house. |
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