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How To Do Everything

Death From Above

How To Do Everything

NPR

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2015

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

How to defend yourself against monsters, lend money properly, and play a game of Crud. Also: a correction.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We had a concert the first night that they started attacking us.

0:04.0

I kind of hear like a flutter and then a giant squawk right at the back of my head and my hair's up.

0:09.0

God, what's that? And, um... Oh, it was... It was bad. We would just completely start diverting our actions going all the way around

0:17.4

stage right just so we could avoid them.

0:20.6

You just seated the territory to them?

0:22.6

Yeah, kind of.

0:23.6

Once it makes eye contact with you, it freaks out.

0:26.6

We've been hearing Stuart Conlin

0:28.4

from the Theater Department of the Wilmet Illinois Park District

0:32.1

and Allison Dornegan, she's the artistic director of theater

0:35.5

programming for the Will Met Center for the Arts.

0:38.8

And the vicious menace they were facing was werewolves.

0:42.4

Was tiny birds who had built their nest on the park district stage.

0:47.0

Red-winged monsters.

0:50.0

Blackbirds.

0:51.0

Red-wing blackbirds.

0:52.0

They're just red-wing blackbirds. They're not, the real birds not monsters.

0:55.3

Every time you look away, they keep coming down.

0:59.7

Allison and Stuart knew they had to do something.

1:03.0

And Stewart remembered something,

1:04.8

something from about 20 seconds ago.

1:07.6

Once it makes eye contact with you,

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