Death Cab with Sean Patton
The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
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4.7 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly. |
| 0:05.4 | Right here on the Bonfire, Faction Talk, Series X M103, Big J. O'Cherson, Robert Kelly. |
| 0:10.3 | Bringing it to you, we have a very fun guest in studio with us. |
| 0:12.8 | He's going to be at Wits End Comedy Club in Charleston, South Carolina, this weekend, December 4th through the 6th. |
| 0:18.8 | For tickets, go to Witsend, Charleston, W-I-T-S-N-Charleston.com. It is the hilarious Sean Patton. Jay's going to be actually moving there in the next couple of years to live alone and maybe, maybe South Carolina. No, not Charleston. No? You ever been to Charleston? Although I do like the rich racism of the city. Yeah, dude, it's a Confederate museum. It's there. It's there and it's open. I spent a day there. Oh, I did a show with a, that was Shane, Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen. We did like a big place down there. Wait, Shane who? Gilles. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, okay, that guy. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah, he was a little dust up over at SNL. Yeah, that guy. A couple years back, you had a little dust up. But we did it down there, and it really does look like, they try to really keep it like like antebellum parties and shit. like feeling it feels like it's going to be women walking with like you know lace gloves and |
| 1:12.0 | little umbrellas and shit but Bill Murray you might you might also just bump |
| 1:15.4 | into Bill Murray you could also bump into Bill Murray or Danny McBride right yeah or Brett |
| 1:21.0 | Gellman I think Brett Gelman you remember Brett Gellman comedian I mean he does more acting stuff he's on |
| 1:26.3 | Stranger Things oh really he's like the the |
| 1:29.1 | nerdy professor guy like the hair I haven't seen I've only seen like Meg Ryan yeah it's just |
| 1:34.5 | uh Ryan lives there yeah you're just saying that that guy yeah gelman yeah I'm just saying |
| 1:39.1 | I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure he lives I do remember he's funny uh who's a comic Ryan Gossett |
| 1:43.7 | lives there. |
| 1:44.6 | Peter North? Yeah, Peter North. Porn star Peter North. Yes. Nice. I'm just, I know that's your, I know that your spirit animal. Peter North? Yes, Peter North. Peter North. Is that what is my spirit animal? I mean, I just wish one time in my life I shot ropes like that. just once |
| 2:00.6 | I mean they're so |
| 2:01.2 | it's big |
| 2:03.0 | if you could do it once |
| 2:04.4 | would you just wish one time my life I shot ropes like that just once they're so big if you could do it |
| 2:04.0 | once would you would you be okay with that being the end of the seaman the the oakerson line if I just |
| 2:09.9 | shoot like if you could shoot one Peter North load but then no more load comes out no more load ever again |
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