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Bob & Sheri

Death by Toad Venom (Airdate 5/12/2022)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bob’s Cat Barfs.

Huskies Howling.

Morons in the News.

Passenger Lands Small Plane.


Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Toad Venom.

Down the Rabbit Hole.


Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?


Hot Dog Party!

Bob’s High Horse.

From the Vault.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's happening? Can someone tell me what's happening?

0:02.8

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show with Bob. I'm all chucking up over here. This guy's my hero. And Sherry. Did I go too far in there? Did I talk too much? Did I ramble? I didn't talk too much. Did I ramble? Now from the Palatia Bob and Sherry Studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Bob and Cherry show. I just love where I broadcast from.

0:22.6

I took what was basically a dead room in the house that we're in right now. It's the sun room. It's all windows. There's like one, two, three, four, five, six windows all the way around. And, of course, there's a lot of bounce because of that. So I bought these automatic

0:37.6

blinds that go up and down. And when they're down, it's very quiet, but it's still bright.

0:42.4

I have my old desk from our old house that I've had for years, an old carpet that I just love.

0:48.6

I got a nice comfortable chair, a good working chair, and I've got a couch that the dog gets up on when he wants to go to

0:55.6

work with me. And it's just fantastic. Then I have my two or three computers, and it's wonderful.

1:01.6

It's absolutely wonderful. And I went in there this morning with a nice cup of coffee getting ready to

1:06.9

do the show and turn my back, of course, to the French doors that are right behind me,

1:11.9

and they're open.

1:13.7

And all of a sudden I hear, and I turned around, and there's Kiki Mary's cat, and she threw up right in front of the studio.

1:28.3

Now, I've had program directors do that right in front of wherever I'm broadcasting, and I think they were sending me a message.

1:37.6

But I've never had a cat do that.

1:39.5

But you know what?

1:40.9

I said, I'm not going to let that ruin my day.

1:43.8

And I appreciate the cat didn't hit the

1:46.1

carpet. It was on the hardwood floor. I was ready to go. Well, good for you, because what a stupid

1:51.7

thing to let ruin your day, right? I mean, and also, she couldn't help it. Like, to let her

1:57.4

throwing up ruin your day, that would have been, that would have been taking 10 steps backward, Mr. Good for you. Yeah, but I mean, I have to admit, these sort of things don't happen to like Brad Pitt or somebody like that. I just have a feeling he doesn't have an animal throwing up just as he's going to work. If he does, he has people that clean up after him. That is the only difference between you and Brad Pitt. That is the one difference. Is that right? That's the only difference. I see. I'm going to go tell that to the mirror.

2:25.4

Go mention that to Mary. You're both men in the entertainment business. You both have a really good hair. And the only difference is, is that he has people to clean up animal puke. And you have to do it yourself. That's it. That's the only thing separating you from Brad Pitt. Now, isn't that a better way to look at your day? No, that's a terrible idea because she'll hear that and she'll say, let me see. You think you look like Brad Pitt and the only difference is that you have to clean up my cats throw up.

2:52.2

So in other words, what you're saying to me is that I need to.

2:56.3

I marry need to.

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