All right.

All right, people.

Let's get into our review.

Dear Santa, it's a Christmas movie that's out on Paramount Plus right now, as of this recording.

There's also pretty much a warning to people out there.

You know, be careful. A simple typo might send your letters to hell, man. Just one little,

there's one little misspelling. Yeah, be careful your kids with dyslexia. Yeah. Because all the emails,

all their letters are going to Satan. Satan must be like, God damn, I'm trying to dyslexic.

Is this one real or not? I need a better spam field. Satan must be like, God damn, I'm trying to be dyslexic mother.

Is this one real or not?

I need a better spam filter right here.

All these damn spells.

Satan must get about a million emails and letters that's meant to go to Santa every day because that's what our boy Liam does.

Liam's an 11-year-old boy.

It might be 10.

I think 10 or 11 years old.

But his mama babies him, coddles him.

And so his old ass still believes in Santa.

Still writing, not even sending emails no more.

He's still sending physical snail mail to Santa.

And also the boy is dyslexic. So one day he can't spell Santa. He switches letters around and he sends a letter to Satan.

And what do you know? It actually goes through.

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