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🗓️ 10 April 2020
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, a show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. |
0:06.4 | You can write to me, Dear Kev at kevonstage.com, and I will give you terrible advice that you should not take. |
0:12.5 | With that, first question. |
0:15.2 | Dear Kev, my wife won't watch Netflix shows at my pace and it gets mad when I move ahead. |
0:26.6 | Hey, listen. |
0:28.5 | To be honest, I wrote this question in to myself because I need y'all's advice. |
0:32.9 | I love my wife, but she does not watch shows as fast as I do. |
0:36.2 | She'll be getting sleepy and falling asleep. I got three more episodes left than me. She's like, oh, don't go ahead. I'm like, but she does not watch shows as fast as I do. She'd be getting sleepy and falling |
0:37.5 | asleep. I got three more episodes left in me. She's like, oh, don't go ahead. I'm like, |
0:41.5 | but please, I need to find out what happens. Currently, this is happening because I want to finish |
0:45.8 | Ozark like yesterday. And she's just, she'd be having other thing. She's like, I want to watch |
0:51.2 | something like tonight. Or did you think, see this documentary? You want to check that? And I'd be like, girl, I want to watch Ozark. And I made the |
0:57.0 | mistake of skipping ahead last season of Ozark. And I finished it. And then I was just going to fake |
1:02.5 | watch with her and be like, oh, what? The cartel. Helen. But I messed up because I finished the last episode on my phone and we got in the car and my phone connected to the Bluetooth and it played the credits and she was like, you finish and I was like, and it was like worse than cheating. |
1:19.6 | You would think that I was watching twerking videos on my phone. She was just like, I trusted you and you did this to me. I'm like, girl, you be slow on the |
1:30.6 | watch. We still haven't finished snowfall. I want to watch shows at my pace. I don't want to wait for you, |
1:39.2 | but I do. I like watching stuff with you, but you just watch slow. |
1:53.0 | And you know, skipping ahead on Netflix is a cardinal sin, so I don't know how to convince her to watch ahead or trick her so I can watch ahead without her finding out. So if y'all could just answer me in the comments and help me understand what I can do, I greatly appreciate it. |
2:05.1 | Thanks so much. Next question. Dear care, so a few days ago, |
2:08.8 | I literally threw hands of my mother because she was drunk and affinning me. Me and her don't really get along. I grew up in the foster care system and barely started speaking to her again. |
2:12.8 | Anyway, after I busted her up, she left. I went to sleep with a lot of anger. The next day, I woke up feeling calm with no hard feelings. |
2:18.5 | Now she don't want to talk to me. |
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