Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Cav, the show where I give you the best,

worst advice on the planet. As always, you can send your questions to Dear Cab at Cabonstage.com.

Every submitter shall remain anonymous, sir. I will spare your name to protect the weak and

the innocent. Just the innocent. With that, first question. Dear dear cab I met this guy online a few months

ago he cooked for me as a first day he offers to suck my toes after long days he

always checks on me and it's all around just a nice guy my issue is he's super

annoying aggressive ugly and he stinks recently he sent me the

following message and I hope that you can read them I don't want to be mean but I

hate that racial slur and I really don't want to be bothered with him what should I

do well I don't know if it's the ugly aggressive aggressive, or stinking or annoying, but you should love him.

Take him in.

Ain't nobody sucking toes after a long day without pre-washing them feet.

Let me tell you what.

You think men out here just sucking toes?

And what's wrong with you?

You want a guy who's not annoying, passive, handsome, and smell good?

What is this?

The Sims men stink.

Little ripe right now.

And it's only 148.

Okay?

I'm a little ugly.

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