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started dear calf my boyfriend of over a year cheated on me with his new manager who just so

happens to be a toothless supposed former drug addict who was convicted of pimping out young

women he then broke up with me and started seeing her how do you get over such betrayal from

someone who was once your best friend simple you hurt him worse you don't cheat on him with his best friend that's

that's what people would expect you to do you don't revenge porn him no here's what you do

you go find his grandpa pop pop go to his nursing home whispering willows home for seniors and you say hop pop pop pop

I'm gonna throw this thing on you and then you make video okay with you and pop pop

engaged in nefarious activities and then you send that to him oh you want to cheat on me

with my toothless drug addict manager. Well, look what your

grandpa was doing. He wasn't playing bid whiz. Nah, he was all up in this butt, but, mm-hmm. Yeah,

you thought he had jello that day. Nope, that was my butt. And it's consensual. Make sure he

doesn't have like Alzheimer's or dementia or anything like that.

Don't take advantage of pop pop pop.

But say, hey, Pop, Pop, you over here looking good with your little saggy body, boy.

Ooh, I'm going to throw that thing on you.

Now you make sure Pop Pop lives because you know them older men, you start twerking on him.

He might have a heart attack.

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