4.9 • 740 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to another episode of Dear Kev on Stage, the show where I give you the best, |
0:04.3 | worst advice on the planet. |
0:06.1 | As always, these questions are submitted to me at DeerCevonKevonCathage.com. |
0:11.6 | And everybody remains anonymous. |
0:13.0 | I will never reveal your name or your picture when you submit a question. |
0:18.4 | Don't pray and worry. |
0:19.6 | Let's get to the first question. |
0:27.2 | Dear cat, big fan, right pack all that. How do I tell my husband I don't want to kiss? He loves to kiss, but he is not that great at it. He comes into each one with a fully open mouth. By the time |
0:32.3 | he's done, anything in the vicinity of my lips is drenched in saliva. Sometimes it's so much |
0:37.4 | that I wipe my face right then. |
0:39.2 | But most times I stay there frozen waiting for him to look away or leave so I can go wash my face. |
0:43.6 | As to not hurt his feelings. |
0:45.1 | He also tries to choke me with his tongue. |
0:47.5 | I try to give him some instruction, but he goes back to what he knows. |
0:50.1 | My great grandpa used to leave the grandkids with a big patch of spit on our cheeks because he gave wet kisses. |
0:55.5 | Whenever my husband kisses me, I think about my great grandpa. |
0:58.7 | Rest is so. |
1:01.0 | First of all, it's a terrible visual. |
1:04.8 | Hey, baby, give me kiss. |
1:12.3 | Ah, I lick the mic. |
1:16.4 | Sorry about that. |
1:22.4 | I feel for you. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dear KevOnStage, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Dear KevOnStage and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.