Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Cave, the show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet.

Today's questions are from six brown chicks and a teammate of mine has put these in the docket and I have not read them until right now.

So I don't know what I'm going to say because I don't know what the questions say.

Join along for the fun. First question.

My girl, dating six months, is an exotic dancer, and our sex life is great.

Recently, she's been working, recently she hasn't been working due to Corona, and she's

been working on her new gimmick.

She can flex her cat to pee while standing.

This is a turn off, and she won't stop doing it. Advice. Listen, why would you rob her of the ability to pee standing up? Do you

understand how many women have to squat over gas stations like and like use their core strength

so they don't have to sit on the toilet and then boom pee in the toilet pee up could come right

back of the urethra you know nobody wants splash back okay that might be not be a trick for her like

work life that might just be so she can spell her name okay as a

kid when you were young man the peeing your name in the snow joy the first time i spelled my name

i grew up in alpaso and when i could when i moved to virginia there was a blizzard or snow everywhere

i went out in the woods at first chance

and I peed and I spelled my name I kind of ran out a pee around the other part of the V so it was just

like K-E half of V I couldn't get to the I or the end I was a little boy I wanted to write it in

caps and you know what but that day when I spelled I was so happy and you want to rob this from her? That's a strong

kudakat. That thing is she got pit bulled lockjaw kutakit now. That's that hudahara.

Let her start an only fans. Okay. People will pay to see girls standing and peeing she could do

twenty dollars a day i mean a a month literally pee every time she pees just be standing up come and

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