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As always, everybody renames anonymous.

Let's get to the first question. I meant to say remains, but I said renames.

First question, dear Kev, my cat is attracted to me. I'm 36 single, yet very sexually active.

Every time I bring a random man home, my cat hisses and bites at them.

He's completely black, so that freaks them out even more.

I can't fall asleep without climaxing, so I masturbate nightly.

But my cat insists on staring at me and purring loudly.

When I climax, he meows if he's feeling the two. I resort to being completely

under the sheets, but I know he's there and I can never get him out of the room. He's really

affecting my sex life. Should I get rid of him? P.S. he's extra social when I bring random

in over to play, so it's not like he doesn't like strangers. There's a lot to unpack here.

First things first. I think your cat is a little old fashioned.

Maybe he's like, hey, you gotta have a committed relationship.

You know, I know women empowerment, Ambrose, feel yourself, love yourself.

Maybe your cat is like, has a 1960s mentality he's like you got to find

somebody to settle down with you keep bringing man after man home and you know you feeling yourself

but i i just want better for you okay that is a you know a possibility um him being completely black

that's just racist why is a black cat free people out? Because we're bad luck.

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