Dear Kev, My boyfriend found my black dildo, but he ain't black | #DearKevOnStage
Dear KevOnStage
Dear KevOnStage
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🗓️ 17 July 2020
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In The News This Week, the Have I Got News for you podcast is back for series two. |
| 0:06.0 | I can't believe they've let us back for a second series. |
| 0:08.4 | We'll be taking you through the big and not so big stories in the news this week when the TV show can't. |
| 0:13.7 | From Kerry Badenock to Keir Starmer, Donald Trump to Liz Trust. |
| 0:17.1 | We'll make sure to give every story and subject the complete lack of respect it deserves. |
| 0:21.7 | Listen to subscribe to In The News This Week, the Have I Got News for You Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:31.9 | Hello, welcome to another episode of Dear Kev, the show where I give you the best, worst advice on the planet. Today's |
| 0:39.2 | questions are from six brown chicks on Twitter. Allow me to start with the first question. |
| 0:52.4 | I'm looking for my money while I was at work. Hubby of two years found my dildo instead. It's big and black. I'm looking for my money while I was at work. |
| 0:54.3 | Hubby of two years found my dildo instead. |
| 0:56.8 | It's big and black. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm black. |
| 0:58.8 | He's Turkish. |
| 1:00.1 | Now all hell broke loose in our marriage because he says he can't trust me not to cheat on him with a big black man. |
| 1:04.3 | Help. |
| 1:05.3 | Listen, Turkish man, you had, you had a good run. |
| 1:17.3 | Nobody says once you go Turkish, you won't come back. |
| 1:23.7 | Not many things wrong with Turkish. Here's the thing about big and black. |
| 1:30.3 | People have it. People are satisfied with it. |
| 1:34.3 | Gertie McGertherson makes people happy. |
| 1:36.3 | People like Gertf. |
| 1:38.3 | They like girthiness. |
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