Dear Crinkle Episode 92: Confused in Ontario and How do you know Harold?

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Paula Poundstone, Paula’s manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly sage advice on the #1 comedy advice minisode and climbing the charts. New episode every Thursday. Need advice? Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.3	Attention all passengers.
0:38.3	The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes.
0:44.3	Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.
0:48.3	Trains on Uber.
0:50.3	Hey guys, it's me. on Yuga.
0:59.3	Hey guys, it's me, Adam DeFelber,
1:02.7	and you're going to notice some pretty poor audio quality for me,
1:03.9	and I apologize.
1:08.0	It's those damn hamsters that Paula brought over.
1:09.4	They're chewing the wires.
1:11.3	Oh, fucking hamsters.
1:12.0	Sorry. We have the answers.
1:27.0	We have the answers you need for your love. Oprah, oh, dear Abby too, dear Abby too.
1:28.3	We have the answers you need for your life.
1:32.3	We'll help you through.
1:33.3	Help you through, help you through.
	...

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