Dear Crinkle Episode 79: To Parkour or Not to Parkour, Chews with Their Mouth Open, and Guess What — You’ll Find Out

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Join Paula Poundstone, Paula’s manager (Bonnie Burns aka “Captain Crinkle” and Adam Felber for advice on life’s most pressing problems on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. Need advice? Email us at dearcrinkle@gmail.com. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:34.3	I'm the crinkle, the crinkle, the crinkle, it's me.
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1:46.6	We have the answers you need for your life
1:51.8	We'll help you through
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