Dear Crinkle Episode 67: THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: Who wants a turkey roll? Toilet seat cover placement, and how to get my family to listen to me.

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Join Bonnie Burns (Paula Poundstone’s manager, aka “Captain Crinkle”), Paula Poundstone, Adam Felber and Toni Anita Hull for America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. This week’s problems: “Gobble gobble – turkey turkey: “How do I tell that guy not to bring a turkey roll!?” Tired of squatting, and a family on their stupid flat thing. Need advice? We’re here to help. Email us at [email protected]. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #ComedyPodcast #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #Glassbox #adviceminisode #bonnieburnsproducer #bonnieburnsmanager #bestadviceinamerica #climbing the charts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	While all the whos of Whoville were at McDonald's eating,
0:03.0	the Grinch from his lair started plotting and scheming.
0:06.0	Gherkin flavored fries and odd socks will send them crackers.
0:09.0	So try the Grinch's new meal and head down to Mac'ers.
0:15.0	Until 4th of Jan from 11 AM, price and participation may vary while stocks last grinched for adults.
0:20.0	Mom and Dad, Mom, mom? Dad and dad? Parents! Are you about to spend five hours in the car
0:27.6	with your beloved kids this holiday season driving to old granny's house? Let me set the scene.
0:34.3	I'm picturing, screaming, fighting back-to-back hours of the K-pop Demon Hunter
0:40.1	soundtrack on repeat. Well, when your ears start to bleed, I have the perfect thing to keep you
0:47.0	from rolling out of that moving vehicle. Something for the whole family. He's filled with laughs.
0:54.0	He's filled with rage, the OG Green.
0:57.0	Give it up for The Grinch, voiced by Saturday Night Lives James Austin Johnson in Tis the Grinch holiday podcast.
1:08.8	And like any insufferable influencer these days, he's bringing his crew of lesser talented
1:14.8	friends along for the ride with A-listers like Gronk, Mark Hamill, and the Jonas Brothers.
1:21.3	There's a little bit of something for everyone.
1:23.8	Listen to Tis the Grinch Holiday Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
1:30.0	Heaven, I'm in heaven.
1:50.0	Because you've come to us to ask for our advice. On dear crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?
1:57.0	What do you have in mind?
2:00.0	Tonight, on Dear Cr crinkle America's number one
2:04.4	well I don't know if I should say comedy advice it's kind of like a guy saying I'm a good
2:10.4	kisser and then they never end up being good kissers but okay America's number one
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