You'll be happy, oh so happy when we give you our advice on dear crinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions.

What do you have in mind? Tonight on Dear Quinkle.

Have we got problems for Voo? Starring, Yikes with a hairdresser. Can my nipple show and a corkage fee update?

Yes, I'm Adam Felberg.

You're getting an episode of Dear Crinkle, America's new favorite advice mini-sode podcast.

We've got Paula Poundstone, Tony Nita Hall, and the Woman of the Hour, Bonnie Burns.

Paula's manager, our friend, Captain Crinkle, here to answer your questions.

Yes, it's me, Captain Quinkle, the host of Dear Quinkle, America's number one advice show and

climbing the charts.

Some say, okay, yeah, some say that's not possible, but I say it is.

Expand your mind.

Would Picasso have painted his innovative art if he hadn't been a free thinker? And what about this year's Nobel Prize winner for literature?

Laslo Krasnachorke. He wrote a 400-page novel that's one sentence long. If they say banana and you say

banana, step with banana.

We're here to help.

Tony, reach into that bingo basket and pull out a listener's first plight.

I feel like I'm in a fever dream.

Okay.

Banana, banana, banana.

I'm an older woman, and I have not worn a bra in years.

Sorry, honey, love.

And Bonnie do not assume the worst.

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