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Dear Quinkle, would you be so kind to answer our questions?

What do you have in mind?

Oh, it's a simple theme, but it really gets to the point.

Welcome everybody to episode five of Dear Crinkle, America's favorite short advice comedy podcast.

You know what?

We're answering your questions and we're giving great advice and it's all coming from our own Bonnie Burns, Captain Crinkle.

Welcome, Captain Crinkle.

Thanks, Adam.

You know, I have something a little embarrassing to confess.

Normally, I've been singing the theme song live, but I kind of had a cattle crossing in my brain.

I couldn't remember what it was, So I had to play the recorded version.

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