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Dear Quinkle, well-a-tat, would you be so kind,

to answer our questions, right-a-ta- tada, tatt, to answer our questions,

Rada, tat, would...

To answer our questions, Rada, Tatt, would you have in mind?

Rattata, Rattata, Rattata, Tadda, I mean, Rada Tata, Tata, Tata.

Tonight on Dear Quinkle.

Folling around with the boss, desperate widow, and a husband with a personality problem.

Wait, let me just do that, because I think I can do the billboard better, all right?

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