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When I find myself in times of trouble,

Captain Crinkle comes to me speaking words of wisdom, it be let it be that's right welcome everybody to dear crinkle uh america's favorite new 15 minute or less mini podcast in the comedy space this is a show where our own beloved Bonnie Burns, Captain Crinkle, answers questions from

you are listeners and gives her sage advice and also her sage theme song writing abilities.

We're here with me, Adam Felberg.

Tony and I need a hull and Paula Poundstone.

We're the support crew, though, for Captain Crinkle.

How are you doing, Crink? I'm good. I'm excited about today's show. All right. Tony Anita Hall, why don't you read the first Dear Crinkle letter? Dear Crinkle, my four-year-old is already worried about her appearance. Why do I have curly hair? I want flat hair. Am I cute? Are my legs long? I can't believe she is already aware of, quote, how girls should be and is concerned about being pretty.

Societal and cultural pressures are not something I can control, but what is your advice for handling moments when she judges herself or others harshly?

Rachel Butler.

I have a two-part answer to this, okay?

Before I can say, Rachel, what you should say to her when she judges people harshly,

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