Dear Crabby, You Have Questions… We Have Answers!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Dear Crabby… Is my partner showing their red flags by doing this? How can I navigate my shaming Mother In Law? How do I make myself a priority when ig comes to family? Did we ever find the Elf on a Shelf? So many amazing questions! Thank you all for continuing to write in!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you mean you group. |
| 0:04.7 | If you have an elf on the shelf that you've lost, you know the stress. I was already like, okay, I'm gonna send Jeff to Michael's Walmart target. Like he's gotta find this elf. Like, and then I was trying to think, oh, wait, Amazon, would they deliver an elf on the shelf like by the morning? It it's just it's stressful. Hey guys, episode 94. I was just looking in the camera. My legs are so white and crusty. They're like dry. You need to put some lotion on those dry turkeys. You want a gnaw on it? It's so dry here in Colorado. I was just talking to a friend the other day. And he's like, why don't you have the humidifier system in your house? Remember last time? Yeah, they can install it. Yeah, because we just have humidifiers in different rooms and then they break. And then you have to get another one. I think I just got to bike the bullet. I know a friend that had somebody come and install. I heard that that crazy. you know, to get that in there. That's actually that's a good Christmas idea. Yeah, I think we're going to do that, especially for those. We like our AC guy. His name is, what's his name? Is it Tom? Oh, not Tom Schwartz. And so probably things were idiots. He came to our house I was, Jeff goes, wait, Tom Schwartz is your name. |
| 1:27.4 | And he goes, do you watch Vanderbump? |
| 1:29.2 | And the guy's like, no. And Jeff, I'm like, everywhere you go people are like, are you Tom Schwartz? And he goes, I think I've heard it before, but I don't know. So when he comes to our house, I'm like, what's up Schwartz? |
| 1:40.1 | See? |
| 1:40.9 | He's great. |
| 1:42.6 | We'll shout out to him if you're into dead Ferrari. |
| 1:44.5 | He's actually awesome. |
| 1:45.9 | Yeah, really great. |
| 1:46.7 | And he'll fix some. |
| 1:48.2 | We thought our AC was broke and I feel like people coming to our neighborhood and you get the you get a special they upgrade you and charge you extra and somebody had told me that it was going to be well our furnace they told me what did they say they say 15,000 I think and then our AC they told me that it was going to be, well, our furnace, they told me, what did they say? 15,000, I think. And then our AC, they told me 20,000. And I was like, what? And I always go to retired neighbor because he was in building business. Yeah, he knows a lot of people. And he was like, oh my gosh, No, you're getting ripped off. So he always hooks me up with his people and their legit, they're good. They don't upcharge you, they're very honest. Yeah. Yeah, so he hooked that up. But whatever, I was thinking about that because it's so dry, Lawson, his hands, he can't even like move them because they crack. He's starting to get like, you know, the chap lips, Layton gets noses like me if I don't have a human fire because it's so dry, but I think that's something I'm gonna bite the bullet and Jordan's leg looks like a hand bone. Yeah, so for our family's sake, I think I gotta bite the bullet and put that human fire in. And I do, I love, I buy everything like crack deals. And Sandy, who does my nails? She's so funny. She normally never does my feet, but this one day I was there with my dad. She was like, I can do your feet. And she's like, your heels are so bad. I go, I know Sandy. And I've never had this problem ever until I moved to Denver. |
| 3:25.4 | Yeah, it's dry here. It's dry here. |
| 3:27.0 | No, it's bad. |
| 3:28.0 | I know. No, have you ever had, We're going to keep going about dryness? No, I want to, I've never had this before and I was talking about this at a girl's lunch and we were laughing so hard. Have you ever had your heel like crack on the inside? It's almost like a paper cut for your heel and it bleeds. |
| 3:45.8 | Mine will do that. |
| 3:47.2 | And it like is painful. And it hurts. It's because it's so dry. Because it's so dry. And I have everything for, I mean, I have stuff that works. That's like, it does pretty good, but it still gets super dry. And we were all laughing because they all have the exact same thing with their heels. Like it just cuts. It's like your heel just cuts in half. Why? I don't know. Mine does it every year. Every year it does it. I just had it recently and I always say I walk funny. I walk extra funny when I have a cracked heel because it hurts to walk on it. Are you half amphibian? I don't know. Still they have dry skin amphibians. It's well by |
| 4:26.0 | hands now they're super dry. Anyways let's get to some deer crabby some Q&A. I know it's the holidays people are busy just run around so we're just gonna take some questions today. Keep it nice and simple. I complained a lot on the last one so we're gonna keep it nice and upbeat. We're gonna keep it light. Let's see What do you want to start with? Crabbies or Q&A? |
| 4:45.6 | Let's do the crabs. |
| 4:47.1 | We'll start with crabs. |
| 4:48.6 | Maybe I'll go in a little rant and then we'll... and updates. We're gonna keep it light. Let's see, what do you wanna start with? Crabs or Q&A? |
| 4:45.8 | Let's do the crabs. We'll maybe I'll go in a little rant and then we'll bring it back up for the end. Okay. Okay, so I'm just gonna, we're just gonna go right down the list. This is from Elise, Hi Jeff and Jordan or Crabs. Do either of you have a hobby the other person does not care for. |
| 5:07.1 | The guy I'm dating is a gamer. |
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