Dear Banya: Saved You a Seat
Scrubbing In with Becca Tilley & Tanya Rad
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 8.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Becca and Tanya are back as the singular “Banya” to share some almost expert advice for real Scrubbers!
How should you handle a new mom friend group when one of their kids is being mean to yours?? We get an update on a Scrubber who wrote in a few weeks ago, and we check in on Tanya and Becca’s dream engagement rings from 2018! Has anything changed??
Plus, should Tanya have to “retake” her driver’s test??
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | Scrubbing in with Becca Tilly and Tanya Rad, |
| 0:07.6 | an I-heart radio and two-time People's Choice Award-winning podcast. |
| 0:14.2 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:16.4 | We are scrubbing in. |
| 0:24.5 | What did you doing today? |
| 0:25.7 | What? |
| 0:26.5 | Well, today I'm going to take my passport photo and do all that. |
| 0:31.0 | But I forgot to tell you this story from the DMV. |
| 0:34.4 | What? |
| 0:35.3 | Do you get stressed about your passport photo? |
| 0:37.7 | Yes. Well, not stressed, stressed about your passport photo? Yes. |
| 0:38.3 | Well, not stress, but like I want to look pretty. But why? No one's going to see it except the guy. I know. Literally no one. No one. And like, it's a closed book. Yes. My last DMB photo was gorgeous. Like when I tell you, like I looked like a supermodel in it. It's very rare. Passport |
| 0:54.2 | are notoriously bad photos. Not passport. My DMV. Your license photo? My last passport photo, nothing could be worse than that. So I'm like... Ready for something new. Yeah, yeah. That passport one was horrendous. But my last DMV was stunning. Stunning. Stunning work of art. Yeah. |
| 1:10.4 | I just come from some E thing. |
| 1:11.8 | So I had like full glown hair like yeah. I just looked like the lighting. I looked at like tan. It was gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to the DMV last week and I begged the girl. Please. Can I please use my same photo? I look the same. Look. There's no sorry. You have to take a new photo. Please. Please. No, I'm so sorry. Anyways, I took my new photo and I was like, can I see what I look like? And he goes, you'll get it in the mail in a couple weeks. Oh, shoot. Daddy didn't play around. No, Daddy did not. DMV Daddy. DMV daddy was not having it. But I sat down at the DMV and like, you know you check in and they give you like, I was like G 272. And they were at like G 101. So I was like, oh, I'm here to stay. Yeah. And the seats were packed. |
| 2:16.1 | So I was like, okay, I'm just going to wait until somebody gets up and, like, make my way over. So I end up finding a seat. So I sit down. I sit next to this girl. And she's like, hey, can you, like, save my seat really quick? And I was like, yeah, sure, no problem. That's a big task. A big ask. I thought no problem. |
| 2:17.3 | I thought she's going to the bathroom. |
| 2:19.6 | Like she's going to grab some out of her car. |
| 2:17.9 | This bitch. A big ask. I thought no problem. I thought she's going to the bathroom. Like she's going to grab something out of her car. |
| 2:20.2 | This bitch is gone for 45 minutes. |
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