Dealing With Ugly Situations | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
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| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.1 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.0 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, |
| 0:21.5 | our YouTube channel, on social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:25.8 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:29.2 | I'd like to talk with something funny, and I heard about this man. |
| 0:32.5 | He was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood. |
| 0:36.7 | Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were |
| 0:39.7 | eating cold fish, he was grilling a steak in his backyard. They couldn't stand the temptation |
| 0:45.3 | and decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. He finally agreed. A priest came over and |
| 0:51.6 | sprinkle water on him, said you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. |
| 0:57.5 | The next year, on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same smell. |
| 1:01.9 | They rushed to his house. |
| 1:03.3 | He was in the backyard sprinkling water over his steak, saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. |
| 1:12.4 | All right, y'all, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:15.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:16.8 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:18.7 | I have what it says I have. |
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