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🗓️ 17 November 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.0 | Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.0 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. |
| 0:12.7 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.2 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:16.4 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:18.0 | And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily |
| 0:21.8 | podcast, our YouTube channel, on social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:30.4 | I'd like to talk with something funny. And I heard about this man, he was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood. |
| 0:37.6 | Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling a steak in his backyard. |
| 0:45.0 | They couldn't stand the temptation and decided to try to convert him to Catholicism. |
| 0:50.0 | He finally agreed. |
| 0:51.4 | A priest came over and sprinkled water on him, said you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic. |
| 0:58.7 | The next year, on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same smell. |
| 1:03.1 | They rushed to his house. |
| 1:04.6 | He was in the backyard sprinkling water over his steak, saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish. |
| 1:13.6 | All right, y'all, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:16.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:18.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:19.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:21.8 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:24.1 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
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