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Joel Osteen Podcast

Dealing With Ugly Situations | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

There is purpose in the pain.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.0

Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.0

We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled.

0:12.7

God bless you today and enjoy the message.

0:15.2

Well, God bless you.

0:16.4

It's great to be with you today.

0:18.0

And I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily

0:21.8

podcast, our YouTube channel, on social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services.

0:30.4

I'd like to talk with something funny. And I heard about this man, he was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood.

0:37.6

Every Friday during Lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling a steak in his backyard.

0:45.0

They couldn't stand the temptation and decided to try to convert him to Catholicism.

0:50.0

He finally agreed.

0:51.4

A priest came over and sprinkled water on him, said you were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you're a Catholic.

0:58.7

The next year, on the first Friday of Lent, they smelled the same smell.

1:03.1

They rushed to his house.

1:04.6

He was in the backyard sprinkling water over his steak, saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish.

1:13.6

All right, y'all, say it like you mean it.

1:16.5

This is my Bible.

1:18.0

I am what it says I am.

1:19.9

I have what it says I have.

1:21.8

I can do what it says I can do.

1:24.1

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

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