Dealing with FBoys (w/ Nikki Glaser)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Nikki Glaser (FBoy Island, Good Clean Filth) chats with Nicole about being in a 9 year on-and-off again relationship, how to deal with an FBoy, why men struggle to express their feelings, and offers tips on how to attract a partner.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.4 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:26.0 | A podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:29.9 | Even though you could push me in a puddle, and I would roll over and say, |
| 0:37.6 | I'm glad I got wet and you didn't. |
| 0:39.6 | I love you. |
| 0:40.6 | My guest today is a comedian in most of the boy island. |
| 0:45.4 | I think that might be whine, a girl. |
| 0:47.9 | Maybe. |
| 0:49.9 | Who knows. |
| 0:51.9 | I'm also running. |
| 0:52.9 | I've done these for like four years or five. |
| 0:54.9 | You have a lot of time. |
| 0:55.9 | I guess I'm like running low on them. |
| 0:56.9 | So anyway, the voice you're hearing is making |
| 0:59.9 | a big laser. |
| 1:00.9 | So Nikki is a new comedy special, Good Clean Filth, which is available on HBO Max. |
| 1:05.2 | And you have a podcast. |
| 1:06.2 | What is your podcast called? |
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