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🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.3 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.6 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.9 | These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. We'll make you feel |
| 0:26.6 | right at home. But thanks for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out. I'd like to start with |
| 0:31.9 | something funny. And I heard about this man. He sat down on an airplane next to a beautiful |
| 0:37.4 | single lady. They struck up |
| 0:39.6 | a conversation and he asked, what kind of men do you like? She said, well, I like Native American |
| 0:45.5 | men with their high cheekbones and their gold and tan skin. Plus, I like Jewish men. They're so |
| 0:52.5 | brilliant and so successful. |
| 0:54.6 | And then I like good old boys from the South with their long southern draw. |
| 0:59.2 | What's your name? |
| 1:00.6 | He said, my name is Geronimo Bernstein. |
| 1:04.9 | But my friends call me Bubba. |
| 1:08.2 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:09.7 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:30.3 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. God bless you. |
| 1:37.8 | I want to talk to you today about dealing with it. It is anything that's keeping you from being your best. |
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