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The Valenti Show

Deal Breakers | 3-7

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Roberto joins to go through some hilarious deal-breakers based on some real-life recent office events.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And there it is, the music.

0:03.0

Why do I come in with an expectation that you'll change it?

0:07.0

Never.

0:08.0

Okay.

0:09.0

It's a staple.

0:10.0

People would be mortified if I did something.

0:12.0

Okay, right.

0:14.0

All right, let's jump in, let's try to keep this uplifting and not depressing.

0:19.0

Gentlemen, this has been coming up frequently today, so I thought we would put it on the list.

0:23.4

Yeah, maybe some others would like to chime in on what they would do in this situation.

0:27.2

Okay? You're sitting in your cubicle at work. it were? When all of a sudden you see a very cute small little white dog walk by, stop by the pillar by your desk and make a grumpy.

0:47.2

Your office has an open pet policy and dogs are frequently in the building. If the dog is not potty trained should it be in the

0:55.5

office? No. Here's my thing. First of all I think it's absurd we have an open

1:01.2

dog policy. There should be a like if you want to bring your dog to work on a Friday maybe

1:05.7

but the issue that took place today the dog was completely unsupervised

1:10.4

there was no I'm not done There is no human being on this side of the building.

1:15.8

Your dog was not within a hundred yards of you in a 10,000 square foot building.

1:22.4

Your dog didn't know what was going on. a 10,000 square foot building.

1:23.2

Your dog didn't know what was going on,

1:25.6

but I'll tell you what your dog knew.

1:27.4

It was time to do-do.

1:29.7

So here we go.

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