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The Valenti Show

Deal-Breakers | 2-22

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Roberto joins for his weekly absurdly hilarious deal-breakers segment.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music still here. I left nothing changes. And now here's Roberto with the news.

0:06.0

Right now.

0:07.0

Oh!

0:08.0

Not her name stops by looking for a piece of ass, see?

0:14.1

All right, what are you got?

0:16.9

All right.

0:18.2

Oh, if this is like the news in the morning,

0:20.8

it'd be like, severed baby's head used for bowling ball

0:25.0

Jim and John back to you and you're like what happened they were laughing a second ago

0:30.0

so we're so Notre Dame

0:32.0

17 babies launched out of a camp So Notre Dame. Réf.

0:33.0

Seventeen babies launched out of a cannon into space.

0:36.0

John, back to you.

0:38.0

Wait what?

0:40.0

Go ahead.

0:43.0

Maggots fall down from an airplane.

0:45.0

This might be just as bad, so bear with me on this one.

0:49.0

Oh, come on.

0:50.0

I'm just kidding.

0:51.0

Your father. Your father, your father, has decided to start his own podcast.

0:59.0

No. I'm not done yet. Oh, I'm on it. I don't care what Big Z's talking about. I want to be a gift.

1:07.0

Alright go ahead. You log on to watch the video of the show and see your dad pounding beers and telling lewd stories about his

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